when your mom comes home and you forgot to thaw the chicken
when my parents complain about me
when the red light just turns green and somebody is already beepin at you
all boobs are good boobs
all stomachs are good stomachs
all thighs are good thighs
all bodies are good bodies
yes yours, too, and don’t you forget it
boys? you mean sex toys that are rude and don’t even vibrate? no thank u
Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.
Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”
She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.
sometimes i get distracted by my own cleavage like… nice…….